What I have to work with. Kids.

 Courtesy of buzzfeed, I just had to share. Cause they will be my whole life for the next 6 months. For starters, something more relevant- just a look at my target audience, and the reason why this job's supposed to be awesome:

but now for......

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.

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But let's be honest...

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They're mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.

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1. They get stuck in everything.

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2. They're clingy.

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3. They do this.

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4. They're lazy.

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5. They smell weird.

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6. They're bad at everything.

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7. They can't take care of themselves.

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8. They give up easily.

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9. They actually get stuck in everything.

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10. They're scared of friendly animals.

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11. They're exceedingly dumb.

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12. They're terrible laborers.

13. They cry. Constantly.

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14. They're functionally useless.

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15. They're selfish.

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16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

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17. They break almost everything.

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18. They don't care about other humans.

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19. They're stupid.

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20. They do this.

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21. They're stupid.

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22. They're mean.

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23. They literally have no idea what's going on ever.

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24. They make a mess.

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25. They're helpless.

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26. And stupid.

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27. And the worst.

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(except for this one.)