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Thursday, 17 January 2013

Week 13 - Does not exist! -



So as a bit of seafarer bad luck, there shall be no Thirteenth Week of this voyage, especially as we continue to precariously sail close to the spookiest parts of the Bermuda Triangle.



The older sailors 'round these parts call it the Devil's Triangle. People have been.....disappearin', acting out of sorts. There are stories, always stories. But the Cap'n, he don't tell us nothin. It gets dark awful early these nights.



And then there's the screamin'. All hours of the night, whether from a cabin in the forward, an hour later one in the aft starts after the first one had barely stopped. Pour souls. There's always screamin' when we be traversin' the triangle. Ol' Ted swears we'll be out of this storm awful soon. It feels like we bin here for months.

Me, I think it's got something to do with all those lights miles below the surface. Just down there, blinking away. They can't be submarines, it's far too big. It'd have to be a whole fleet of thousands.




Sea crazy you say?!
I'll show you Sea Crazy.
GARHAHAFHSALFHASDGLHSFHASJFHRSJGHSLGJh.

Heh. :P

Sunday, 18 November 2012

Sunday, 28 October 2012

Week 1





Hey Everyone,

Just so you can keep track of my movements and where I'm going to be roughly every day, I'll be posting up a basic ship itinerary! This will also give you a bit of a heads up of where geographically I am should there be any emergency. Such as death, family emergencies, zombie apocalypse, or to send over any agents via helicopter if our spy agency is compromised.

So - Week One and I'm headed to Mexico!


Wednesday, 24 October 2012

What I'm doing with my life!

 Straight from the Mouse's mouth to your big ol' ears, this is what (officially) I'm being paid to do on board:

 

Youth Activities



Youth Counselor:
Interacts with and supervises children by providing a safe and entertaining environment. Provides set-up, clean-up and program support to Youth Entertainment Hosts during facilitated programs and activities occurring onboard as well as on Disney’s private island, Castaway Cay.

Extensively cleans youth spaces throughout day. Maintains and ensures cleanliness of areas to USPH and Disney standards.  Meets and greets all guests and assists with onboard registration and check in/out process.  Preps food trays for children during meal or snack periods.  Spontaneously entertains high volumes of children in absence of planned activities. Occasionally facilitates and presents smaller-scale activities to groups varying in size, requiring the use of a microphone.  Functions as Nursery Counselor during high volume periods.  Ensures secured programming policies are followed.  Occasionally assists with the Port Adventures (shore excursion) operation. Helps with island rentals, beach set-up/clean-up, games and activities on Castaway Cay.  This role has high guest interaction.

Youth Counselor

Disney Cruise Line offers programs and activities designed to capture the interest of youth ages 3-17 years of age.  New crew members work with children ages 3-12 years of age in Disney’s Oceaneer’s Club and Disney’s Oceaneer’s Lab.

Friday, 19 October 2012

What I have to work with. Kids.

 Courtesy of buzzfeed, I just had to share. Cause they will be my whole life for the next 6 months. For starters, something more relevant- just a look at my target audience, and the reason why this job's supposed to be awesome:


but now for......

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst


Ok, so kids can be cute and squishy.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst
Source: onlylolgifs.net

But let's be honest...

But let's be honest...

They're mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.

They're mostly just infuriating, ravenous monsters.
Source: mediapop

1. They get stuck in everything.

They get stuck in everything.

2. They're clingy.

They're clingy.

3. They do this.

They do this.

4. They're lazy.

They're lazy.

5. They smell weird.

They smell weird.

6. They're bad at everything.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

7. They can't take care of themselves.

They can't take care of themselves.

8. They give up easily.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

9. They actually get stuck in everything.

They actually get stuck in everything.

10. They're scared of friendly animals.

They're scared of friendly animals.
Source: higregjohnson

11. They're exceedingly dumb.

They're exceedingly dumb.

12. They're terrible laborers.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

13. They cry. Constantly.

They cry. Constantly.

14. They're functionally useless.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst
Source: forgifs.com

15. They're selfish.

They're selfish.

16. They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

They rarely, if ever, get food in their mouths.

17. They break almost everything.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

18. They don't care about other humans.

They don't care about other humans.
27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst
Source: forgifs.com

19. They're stupid.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst
Source: youtube.com

20. They do this.

They do this.
Via: fark.com

21. They're stupid.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

22. They're mean.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

23. They literally have no idea what's going on ever.

They literally have no idea what's going on ever.

24. They make a mess.

They make a mess.
Via: avalar

25. They're helpless.

They're helpless.
27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

26. And stupid.

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

27. And the worst.

And the worst.

(except for this one.)

27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

XI. The Gauntlet pt 3



So after completing my First Aid retraining (Gauntlet pt 1), passing my Medical examination (Gauntlet pt 2) and now waiting for those results, I had the last of my three trials ahead of me:

TRIAL #3: THE POLICE BACKGROUND CHECK


Now here's the thing, I've had this done for me before. Consider that I work with kids in...at least 3 different jobs/settings per year and have done so for about the past 6 years - that means for each individual thing I've had to do whether it be tour leading, tour guiding (there's a difference!), teaching in classrooms, children's entertaining, or camp counselling, I have had to do a brand new police check. That's almost 20 times to be checked over by the po-po ever since I became an adult.


Now to work on any Cruise Line, you need one done no matter what position you're in. Can't just have any criminals hopping on a ship to sail into international waters so they can sell crack and marry their horses.

There's a very specific one that needs to be done however, when you're to be working with kids. 
This is called a Vulnerable Sector Check.

Now when I've done this in the past, my company just went and got my consent to do it for me- and through whatever police channels, this manages to be completed and surprise-surprise, I have no criminal record. 


 All I needed this time around was 2 pieces of valid ID, one with my address and photo and go to the station and pay for it to get done.
-I was counting on this to be the easiest thing I had to do since - I didn't commit any crimes since the last time (that they've found any evidence/bodies for at least). Lol jk, just in case.



What I wasn't counting on, was the overall incompetence of the Toronto Police Service.
Yep - now this isn't just me saying this, it's every Cruise company, and the whole Disney Corporation that all very likely find the Toronto Police service incredibly difficult and ineffective when it comes to processing these so if you're a permanent resident of Toronto and you're looking to get this done, you're kinda screwed with having to deal with them.  When you could just drive 15-20 minutes to the next municipality like Vaughan, Brampton or Mississauga and it'll be done like *that*, if you lived there - I'll explain.



SO I go to the Toronto Police Station downtown. This place has very specific hours of operation for Police Checks and the sort, so I went down early to get 'er done. When I got to the building, there was a sign taped to the window:

"For Background Checks for Employment, go to this other place that we can't be bothered to give you directions to but here's an address and good luck.
 (That may or may not be what it said. Nevertheless I walked a good half hour to get to the place)


I get there, wait in line, which takes up a good 20 minutes. Because this is after all, downtown Toronto. Finally I get up to speak to the bored-looking lady at the desk:



Me: Hi, I'd like to get a Police Reference check done?
-Did you go online and print off the form?
Yeah I went online, but it was just a general one, I need a Vulnerable Sector check.
-Do you need it for a job?
Yeah I do.
-Do you have a police check request form from them?
No, they didn't send me one. 
-Did they ask you to get you one?
Yeah they said they needed to have one completed and sent back to them.
-Are they registered with our program?
I....don't know.
-They need to be registered with our program or they can't have it done.
Ok, they probably are - they do their training here in Toronto after all.
-Ok, what's the company?
 Disney Cruise Lines.
-What's that?
It's a cruise company run by Disney, I'll be working as a Youth Activities Counsellor on board. 
*Lady slithers away and confers with a guy nearby. I overhear her asking if Disney actually has a cruise line. The guy comes walking over*


-Hi sir, it's a cruise line?
Yes.
-Nope, they're not listed here. Is it a Canadian company?
No, I'm pretty sure it's not. 
-The police can only do vulnerable sector checks for employment based in Canada.
But they hire Canadians to work on board, my friend did it last year and got his check done.
-I'm sorry, but if your employment isn't in Canada, we can't fingerprint you or do the check. 
But the recruitment agency that placed me is based in Canada.
-It needs to be the company you're working for, not a recruiter. 
So Disney's not registered with your program.
-No, it's not.
So.....what can I do now?
-You can ask the Cruise Line to register for our program here in Toronto and once your company does that and that's been processed you can apply for your Vulnerable Sector check.
So, there's nothing I can do in the meantime?
-I'm afraid so. Anything else I can help you with?

 Pfft. Apparently not.

 So I email my PA - Professional Crew Advisor and tell them what happened. When she emails me back, I can almost her the sigh in her voice - APPARENTLY, the Toronto Police Service has been screwing over applicants for a long time now as I'm definitely one out of many who've had these issues. They won't listen to them because they're not Disney, and they won't listen to Disney because they're not in Canada. Ugh. 


But then I realised that the address on my Driver's License was still in my hometown where my parents lived, even though I moved out to live in Toronto just this year. The problem was, I distinctly remember losing my Driver's License in New York City over the summer. Nevertheless I tole my PA that would try to apply for the background check with the police service in my hometown and she thought that was a good idea and to let her know how it went while they tried to sort things out with Toronto.


  • Sooooooooooooooo just so you're aware, for me to get home-home from my place downtown Toronto it's about 2 hours of a bus, a train and a bus ride- followed by a 30 minute walk from the bus station alongside a ranch, a field with a barn in it and a golf course before I reach my old neighbourhood. I'm not joking.

 I decided to call up my hometown police service just to make sure everything worked out.

Lady: Hello, Peel Regional Police.
"Uhhh hi, I just have a question - I need to get my Vulnerable Sector Check done but I don't have a driver's license anymore."
Lady: Not a problem, just bring in something that has your home address on it.
"Like,would mail do?"
Lady: Sure, but it just can't be something your friend sent you. Something official, like government.
"Would tax receipts work?"
Lady: That would be perfect. See you here!


That reassured me quite a bit. I trekked all the way home and spent the night scrounging through my things for something -anything with my hometown address. Luckily - BAM - I found my tax statements form the government, still addressed to home. Fantastic. I was set to go to the Police Office the next day - which was, mind you - another hour and a half by bus across town.

Sooo yet again I make it to my third Police Station this week, this time the Peel Regional Police.


  • I get there, I walk right up to the counter- no lines! 
I speak to another police station lady behind the counter.
"Hi there, I'd like to get a Police Check done?"
-Is this a Vulnerable Sector check?
"Yep."
-Ok, who's your employer?
"Disney Cruise Lines."
-Perfect. Here ya go.
  • I had to fill out a form where I clearly stated the company I was working for, what ship/location and what my job was to be. 
  • I also had to briefly fill in my past employment history and any alternate addresses I had over the past 5 years. 
  • Finally, I had to show them my identification and address and the lady takes it, and signs it and asks me to pay $45.
  • I swipe my debit card, and BAM.
-It'll take about 2 weeks to process and it'll come in the mail. Need anything else?" The lady asked behind the counter.
"Nope!"
-Have a nice day sir.

And with that, I was good to go - no problems, way faster and more efficient than Toronto. The whole thing took maybe 10 minutes, tops.
I waited anxiously and 2 weeks later on the dot -  IT CAME BACK!

Pretty much the exact same form I filled out except signed with a wee scribble in the bottom and a boxed checked off that says that I passed my Police Vulnerable Sector Reference Check.

I send it digitally to my PA, and that was it! I was officially through The Gauntlet. I did everything I needed to do, and now I just had to wait for them to book my flight, assign me a start date and I could set sail!!!!


Hooray!

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